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| Poor Fontaine - Done in! |
Well well well 2012 is here! Because I greeted the new year as tradition dictates, by being far far far too drunk, I inevitably spent New Years Day in my jammies watching Only Fools and Horses and crying so...
(belated) Happy New Year one and all!
Cut me out these jammies
and take off my Christmas socks.
Switch Only Fools and Horses off
it's time for the festive binge detox.
Pack away the decos
and the sequined, sparkly frocks.
Hoover up the pine needles
and start to ration out the chocs.
Take the empties to the bottle bank
of vodka, gin and wine.
After Christmas it's unacceptable
to drink before lunchtime!
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