Fontaine's dreams
As eye patch wearing singer Gabrielle sings "dreams can come true" and my dreams of owning a slice of dual cyclone technology will be coming true when I pick up my shiny new Dyson this Friday! This may seem like a modest dream to some but overhearing (eavesdropping on) some children chatting in the Burrell Collection today it seems that some people dream bigger than others.
Little Girl: If you had a million billion squillion pounds and you could buy anything in the world, whatever you wanted, what would you buy?
Little boy: I think I'd probably buy.... eh.... an iPhone 4S.
Little Girl: I would buy a holiday for two weeks.
Little Boy (realising that he has aimed a bit low in spending the million billion squillion pounds): Do you know what I would buy else?
Little girl: (Lost interest in the conversation crawling under the museum benches)
Little Boy (More loudly): Do you know what I would buy aswell?
Little girl: (disinterested) what?
Little Boy: A Time machine!
Litttle Girl (Awestruck): Ooohh! If you could go back in time to any time in the whole wide world what time would you go back to?
Little Boy (serious face): Buckingham Palace.
Little girl: To see the queen?
Little Boy: Yeah.
This boys wasting his million billion squillion pounds on a time machine when what he wants to buy is a train ticket. But at least his dreams of spending this imaginary fortune moved up a step from an iPhone 4S. I hope this isn't what the majority of children are dreaming of these days. I used to dream of flying houses. And now that the Dyson dream will be realised who knows what I'll be dreaming of....
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