The Wright Stuff...

The Wright Stuff - The Oppression of Women in Post Modern Essex available soon in all good retailers priced £12.99

Following his tearful departure from The Only Way is Essex in last night's show Mark Wright is on his way to the Australian jungle to take part in this years I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. However, it seems like Mark Wright has more strings to his bow. Surprisingly Wright has penned his first book - The Wright Stuff - Ending The Oppression of Women in Post Modern Essex. A critique of the post modern consumerism driven world of Essex and the oppression that women face within it. Partly responding to Germaine Greer's famous, groundbreaking The Female Eunuch, and part landmark text bringing feminism slap bang into a new decade.

Wright explores issues that are affecting women, not just in Essex but all over the western world today. He describes the shackles of hair extensions and the branding of fake tan marking women and keeping them from realising their true potential. In one chapter Wright dissects the trend for fake nails, fake boobs and fake bums that have swept the female nation and concludes it is the result of male oppression molding women into human barbies unable to fend for themselves as they are physically unable to carry out the most simple of tasks such as opening a jar of pickles. 

Bed hopping Mark Wright seems an unlikely Feminist icon and has surprised his fans and critics alike with the direction his first book has taken, with one TOWIE fan tweeting "OMG! Mark Wright feminist?? PMSL! Would never have guessed he's really a ladeee!?" The world of Academia has similarly been shocked Wright's efforts. Professor Harriet Hausmann author of " Women, women, women are you looking for a good time? Women and leisure in 20th century Britain" and "There's more to life than bingo but it's a good start. Women's issues in the 21st Century" stated "Not since Greer published her groundbreaking Female Eunuch in the 70's has there been such a development in the women's liberation movement. Mark Wright will change the world. As women break free from the big hair, big boobs, high heels mentality and embrace the Wright Stuff a new wave of feminist theory begins." 

It seems that nobody was more surprised at this turn of events than Mark Wright himself who stated "I dunno I was just working hard on being the King of Essex, preparing mentally for going into the jungle and scribbling down a few ideas on the side when bam! Mark Wrights back and he has got the Wright stuff! I'm just hoping that women will see there's more to Mark Wright than sex god, footballer, fit body you know? I want them to see the real Mark Wright... and then I want them to come home with me... haha nah I'm only kidding! Or am I? Boom! Mark Wright is back!" It remains to be seen if Mark Wright will be crowned the King of the Jungle but at the moment his pioneering feminist theories will ensure success in his writing career. The Wright Stuff -  Ending The Oppression of Women in Post Modern Essex is coming out this week to coincide with the start of Mark's jungle adventures.