The Terrors That Lie Within.....(No.1 in series)

The Terrors That Lie Within.... The Stationery Cupboard!?!

Beware!!!! Terror and Horror can lie in the most unexpected of places. A quick glance through any accident book in the workplace will reveal the stationery cupboard to be a dark place of danger. Almost 85% of accidents in the UK take place in office stationery stores and I myself have fallen victim to this terrible terrible place.

Beware when opening the Samurai envelope...

In 2010 I suffered a papercut so bad that it reduced my normally professional work place persona to a blubbering wreck. The villain of this piece is an envelope! OMG I hear you say!? Yes a seemingly harmless paper product most commonly used as a carrier for the delivery of letters from one location to another. But what happens when envelopes turn bad!? Unfortunately what happened is too gruesome and bloody to describe in this pre watershed blog so I will let your imagination fill in the blanks. Needless to say I suffered the worst papercut a human being could endure. It later emerged that the envelope in question had been a samurai sword in a previous life and had retained its lethal sharpness in it's new incarnation as office stationery. But how was I to know!? I can only hope that my story will serve as a warning to others to beware of the terrors that lie within.... the stationery cupboard!

... it bites!

Next time we hear about "The Terrors That Lie Within.... The Garden Centre." Where one pensioner recently got more than they bargained for on a trip to popular garden centre Dobbies... Watch this space!

Did You Know....?

Did you know.... that actor Sean Bean features in every single film that has been made in both the UK and America since 1978? Whether it is a very small walk on part or the lead role Sean Bean will appear. You may not always be able to tell it is Sean Bean as he is a very clever and talented actor. The only tell tale signs that will let you know for sure will be his rugged good looks and gruff northern accent. 


See below for some popular movies that you may not have noticed Sean Bean in the first time around but see if you can spot him now....

Two men, a baby and Sean Bean.

Can you spot Sean Bean in the heroin addicted line up of hit movie Trainspotting?

Here he is the usual suspect... Sean Bean!

Sean Bean can be currently be seen in all major motion pictures showing at your local cinema!