Spoons...

 

One of these spoons is an imposter!

I don't know which spoon to trust. One of these spoons is my genuine spoon and one is an imposter spoon who looks like my spoon and I don't know which is which... What a total ruddy nightmare!?

My clock's changed...

I'm confused... It's like my clock's changed over night!? 

In happier times.. just yesterday!

My clock today.

                     

I'm all at sixes and sevens with my clock changing like this.  I have been second guessing it all day. The trust's gone.

He said she said - No. 1 in series....

He Said, She Said...

What do newlyweds in the UK talk about I hear you say?! Yes I did hear you say that. You may think that you did not say that or indeed even think it... but you did and I heard you. So here you are - a glimpse into the conversations of a newlywed couple, who I can confirm are based in the UK area...

He said: Is it weird if I take a yoghurt into work in my pocket if I'm not taking my bag?

She said: A bit aye. A bit weird to carry a bag about with nothing in it but a yoghurt though.

He said: I know. Which is less weird?

She said: Hmmm!?

Well there we have it folks! Quite the dillema I think you'll agree... and in a worldwide exclusive I can confirm that he did carry the yoghurt to work in his pocket.